Tuesday, August 12, 2008

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!


This story has been escalating all night and I'm starting to go ape shit (no pun intended). It's beginning to really look like they got something here! This could still be a hoax, to be sure, but it's becoming less plausible. And if it is a hoax, well kudos to doing a masterful job at it. For all we know this could be some kind of PR campaign related to a movie, or something. But, I'm going to allow myself to pull away the veil of skepticism regarding this matter because frankly, I'm not sure I could do otherwise at this point. Below is from Loren's latest post at Cryptomundo.


I, Loren Coleman, author of The Field Guide to Bigfoot and Other Mystery Primates and Bigfoot! The True Story of Apes in America, was given an exclusive first look at the body, via an early email delivered photograph today. With the mistake at the Biscardi site, I have now been given full permission to post this here tonight.

Bigfoot Body: Georgia Gorilla Photo

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Is it real? It certainly looks like the real deal, and with a surprising variety of features.

The hominoid (please note, not hominid) body, found in the Georgia woods, is now in a secure location, under armed guard, and set to be examined by a battery of academic scholars, skeptical scientists, Bigfoot researchers, and debunking writers.

Who is to say the discovery of Bigfoot won’t happen this way?

With offers of millions of dollars, just for the photographs of the body, Loren Coleman and Cryptomundo was given one copy of the first image to share with you, our readers today.

The body doesn’t look exactly like people thought it would, because the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot has been the model in our minds. However, this looks as if it is an actual apelike primate. Indeed, the gorilla-like facial features, the robust lack of canines, and the grinding surfaces shown in the teeth suggest a bulky vegetarian with a mixture of higher primate characteristics.

Will further tests and the proposed live capture of others prove beyond a doubt that Bigfoot is a new species? Stay tuned.

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